Liner Notes: Undead On ...

I wrote this! I was out walking one day. I think I was around chapter 16 in Mr. Blank, and was noodling through aspects of the story when a title popped into my head. Undead On Arrival. “Well, shit,” I thought, “I’ve got to write that, don’t I?” Turned out I did. I began...

Very Special Blossom: B...

I suppose this was inevitable. I dodged the bullet during the Afterschool Specials, mostly because Martin Tahse was too busy warning us about the army of alcoholic moms ready to flood the San Fernando Valley with booze and awkward family board game nights. His single-minded focus robbed...

Moby Dick It’s Not

That’s not a still image. That’s how wooden the acting actually is. One of the pitfalls of being known among your friends as an aficionado of trash cinema is the joyful annoyance of gag gifts. I have several DVD collections of terrible movies, most of which seem to have been selected...

Welcome

Welcome to the new home of Mr Blank on the web! Coming soon, we’ll have excerpts, extras, and more – possibly even including a devious little scavenger hunt.