Now Fear This: The Stuf...

Oh, look. He’s doing a Sasha Grey impression. I make a lot of hay over what it was like growing up in the ‘80s to the point that any younger readers might assume it was halfway between The Road Warrior and that episode of Diff’rent Strokes where Gordon Jump molests Dudley. One of...

Watch This: Banshee

If your show has a shallow grave on the poster, I will watch. In the Arrested Development episode “Best Man for the GOB,” the Bluth family throws a fake bachelor party for eldest son GOB as cover to fake a narcoleptic stripper’s death. It’s a long story. Relatively sane brother...

An Extremely White Wedd...

“You smell like bologna.” Greed is an ugly emotion. It nearly caused the collapse of the global economy in 2008. Even worse, it caused producers to split the novel Breaking Dawn, the fourth in the Twilight “saga” into two films, despite not having enough plot for the cold open of...

Very Special Blossom: T...

The bro code has become such a staple of pop culture that even those not bound by it (namely, hos and their ilk) can probably recite at least a few tenets. As it turns out, the other side has a code as well, or so I was passionately informed by Mrs. Supermarket after watching this...