Now Fear This: High Ten...

If you think of the barbed wire as pubes, the symbolism becomes more apparent. The word “apologist” has some unfortunate connotations. Because it shares DNA with “apologize,” most people assume that this is what apologists do, which then implies that whatever they are talking...

Very Special Blossom: B...

In my short sojourn into the pastel world of Very Special Blossoms, I have encountered two overarching themes, one I expected, and one I did not, and then there was the theme I expected but did not find. That last one would be the whole reason, at least from a pop culture standpoint, of...

Diamonds are a Ghost Ni...

I climb your mustache, Richard Harrison! Godfrey Ho rocketed into the Yakmala pantheon like a chimpanzee with a nuclear jetpack who is also suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome for some reason. This is because Ho’s movies make no goddamn sense. If the concept of logic ever wrote a...

Now Fear This: The Chan...

Dusty, child-sized wheelchairs. Nothing creepy about that. For some reason, ghosts scare the living shit out of me. I don’t really know why, either. In most cases, restless spirits are not even a danger to the people they’re haunting. They just want revenge on the third party who...

Very Special Blossom: I...

Achievement unlocked 10G – Alcohol of Fame Those words popped up inside a little gray caption on my internal Xbox 360 after completing my master-class in Afterschool Specials. Both of my readers will recall that the series featured not one, but three different episodes showcasing...