Ecology of the Slayers

In 1983, by law every movie poster had to look like a heavy metal album cover. Like so much of the ‘80s, the 1983 fantasy/sci-fi/adventure film Krull now exists only in the popular consciousness as a tossed off bit on Family Guy. The joke is that a movie called Krull could be a major...

Girls, Guns, and G-Stri...

Nothing is more important to the concept of Yakmala than intention. Our most ironclad rule, the one that has not changed a single iota in our seven year lifespan is the Intention of Quality. This states that before a film can be included in the Yakmala canon, there must be some evidence...

Grave Robbers from Oute...

Words can’t express how much I love this poster. Before modern contenders like The Room and Troll 2, 1959’s Plan 9 from Outer Space was considered to be the greatest bad movie of all time. Ironic love for it began in 1980, right when America would forget all about irony. How does it...

The J-Conn Rule

Guy culture operates on a variety of rules and regulations, much like a bureaucracy but with more wedgies. I could say this is for some elaborate reason like guys are really just dogs who wear pants, or that guys are all secret Nazis like Indiana Jones’s girlfriend in the third movie,...