The Amazing Spader-Man

Spader likes to make uncomfortable eye contact with everyone. We Hate Movies is the gold standard for bad movie podcasts. One of their best features is that they shy away from obvious features like Troll 2, The Room, and Birdemic, instead finding largely forgotten curios like the Lethal...

Watch This: Hannibal

Silence of the Lambs came out at a formative period of my childhood. No, this isn’t a long-winded digression that’s going to end with a confession about how I keep a starving woman in the abandoned well on my property. That would be silly. I keep ten starving women down there....

Girls, Guns and G-Strin...

Donna, with her preferred method of murder. Picasso Trigger (1988) Cast: Playgirl model, Chippendale’s dancer, and soap star Steve Bond (born Shlomo Goldberg) plays the third member of the Abilene clan, Travis. Like his brothers? Cousins? I don’t know and don’t really care....

Tae Kwon! Tae Kwon! Tae...

Co-starring 1987. Cinephiles speak in hushed tones of lost films, those movies that due to shortsightedness, film decay, fires, or simple misfortune, no longer exist. Shitty cinephiles, a brotherhood I proudly count myself amongst, have our own lost films. These are anti-classics whose...