A Bad Movie Roundup

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! If you’re anything like me, you love terrible films. In the bad movie club to which I belong, Yakmala, we’ve watched a lot of truly awful crimes against celluloid. Here are some reviews to keep you nice and warm and maybe pick an enjoyably bad flick...

Lifetime Theater: On St...

A lot of the time, especially with Yakmala films, the question that arises is “who is this supposed to be made for?” Ostensible kid’s movies with extended digressions into stygian darkness and kinky sex. A hilarious descent into crushing depression with some amateur ventriloquism....

Girls, Guns, and G-Stri...

Yes, there’s a special edition of this. Guns (1990) Cast: Erik Estrada gets top billing as the villainous Juan Degas/Jack of Diamonds/Joaquin Diamondez. The funniest part of Estrada’s turn is watching him act circles around most of the cast. Dona Speir returns as Donna Hamilton,...

Yakmala: Prometheus

Turns out 3rd Rock from the Sun had it right all along… As a kid, no mystery of cinema tantalized me more than the elephant alien in the dick chair.  You know, from Alien?  The doomed astronauts of the Nostromo find him sitting there on the aforementioned dick chair, looking into...