Now Fear This: Stake La...

Lord help the mister… About a year ago, I made a joke on Twitter that all one has to do to create a genre is to append “punk” as a suffix to any word (and thus I ushered “dentalpunk” into the world). My annoyance with this particular phenomena stems from the fact that the...

Yakmala: Passion Play

Megan Fox, trying to fart silently. Who doesn’t love a good comeback story? Mickey Rourke, his career and appearance utterly destroyed by a disastrous combination of substance abuse, botched plastic surgery, and an ill-advised foray into combat sports, emerges by utilizing the scars of...

Girls, Guns, and G-Stri...

Donna & Nicole vs. Gyrocopter Hard Hunted (1992) Cast: Dona Speir, Roberta Vasquez, Bruce Penhall, Cynthia Brimhall, and Michael Shane all return as their veteran agent characters Donna Hamilton, Nicole Justin, Bruce Christian, Edy Stark, and Shane Abilene. You know them, you love...

Lifetime Theater: Flowe...

I first became aware of VC Andrews in elementary school. It seemed like all at once, every one of the smarter girls in my class was clutching a paperback adorned with vines twining around a circular portrait of a sad blonde. I got vague descriptions of the plot from my friends (I suspect...