Girls, Guns and G-Strin...

Even the poster design is incompetent. Cast: The IMDB trivia page of this movie points out that it is unclear as to whether this is a sequel or a soft reboot of Enemy Gold. That’s right, people are unaware how this softcore porn movie fits in with the rest of its increasingly...

The Best Movies Never M...

This is a real place. I repeat: THIS IS A REAL PLACE. Director Eli Roth Writer Justin Robinson Starring Jake Johnson, Donald Glover, Doug Jones, Emo Philips, Wilford Brimley Taglines 2 friends. 1 motel. 1000 clowns. Tonopah, Nevada: a clown without pity. A clown is just makeup....

Lifetime Theater: Petal...

As both of my readers know, when Flowers in the Attic, the southern gothic touchstone by VC Andrews got the Lifetime treatment, I instantly had to review it. My biggest complaint? That somehow, a movie about a mother who locks her kids in an attic, tries to poison them, features not one...

Liner Notes: Get Blank

I was given a piece of advice by someone whose words, at least on the publishing industry, I treat as gospel: “If you want a career as a writer, you have to do a series.” This was exactly the opposite of what I thought I should do, and what I had been doing. I assumed that if you did...