Lifetime Theater: Talho...

This week’s entry into Lifetime Theater, the Courteney Cox-helmed Talhotblond is truly something special. As the final film an all-Lifetime Yakmala program, it electrified the room in the way that only the most insane movies can. It was so weird, so twisty, so deliriously unexpected, it...

Now Fear This: Changeli...

It’s about a giant lady who eats children. I can’t trace the roots of all my phobias. There are too many of them. I’d need to get more proficient with Excel for one thing. This week’s entry, 2008’s Changeling (not to be confused for previous entry The Changeling), tripped a...

Yakmala: Perfect Strang...

I feel like she just walked in on Willis in the bathroom. What is it about the internet that drove mid-‘90s filmmakers insane with terror? Back then, Hollywood was positive these newfangled computer machines would result in a generation of hairy-palmed morlocks, baffled by social mores...

Girls, Guns and G-Strin...

No, Andy Sidaris did not make a movie called In Conclusion where his rotating cast of nude models, bodybuilders, and people who think Jenny McCarthy has something useful to add in a science debate all get in a giant combination gunfight and hot tub orgy and end up boiled alive in coconut...