Now Fear This: Cast a D...

That would be a VHS cover box. Another form of magic. There was a time before HBO was known for its original programming. The first shows they did try were hardly the critical juggernauts and audience darlings of today, either. Tales From the Crypt might have enthralled a young Captain...

Yakmala: Winter’s Tale...

“Your nose smells like hot dogs.” Some movies take a long and circuitous route to cult infamy, from a chance viewing by a tastemaker to sold-out midnight showings presided over by a delusional auteur. Some movies hit their notoriety out of the gate, baffling viewers with a very...

Lifetime Theater: Forec...

There was about a minute back in 1996 when we thought Jamie Kennedy was going to be a reliably entertaining screen presence. Hey, don’t blame us for that shit. It was the mid-‘90s and the entertainment universe was in the process of going completely insane. Kennedy somehow wound up as...

Now Fear This: Freddy v...

Round 1. FIGHT! I don’t know when my father decided I was going to become a cinephile. I’m relatively confident it was a conscious decision, just based on the scientific way he got me into the Bond series (reasoning, correctly, that Connery wasn’t really going to grab a seven year...