Now Fear This: Josie an...

It’s like they couldn’t decide on a poster. It’s an uncomfortable truth that for the vast majority of boys, the first sex symbols we fixate on are animated. It’s entirely possible this is true for girls as well, but I’ve never been a girl, so I don’t really want to speculate....

Yakmala: The Warrior an...

“Add more muscles to the poster.” “David, you have the physique of a 50 year old pee wee soccer coach.” “I SAID MORE MUSCLES!” One evening, I went over to a friend’s place for a movie night, and he said, “So, what do you want to watch? Sci-fi? Horror? Fantasy? Bad...

Spring Reruns

I started writing for the Satellite Show in February of 2010, which proves a simple point: I do not know when to quit. Since that time, three regular features have emerged: Now Fear This, when I talk about underrated (mostly horror) movies worth your time, Yakmala, of which I am but a...

Lifetime Theater: If Th...

I had a brief moment of panic this past week. As I was watching Lizzie Borden for the podcast (blatant plug!), I caught a commercial for Seeds of Yesterday, which, due to my exhaustive research, I knew to be the fourth installment in the Dollanganger series. Alert readers will note that I...

Now Fear This: The Sacr...

Nothing good has ever happened in the reflection of mirrored sunglasses. In the real world, there is nothing I find more terrifying than cults. Yes, that includes clowns, British children, and Dick Cheney. The word, “cult,” is such a loaded one, it’s hard to really pin down. While...