Lifetime Theater: Amish...

Certain things are intrinsically funny. Marching bands. Things getting trapped in wells. The Amish. By that metric, the funniest thing in the world would be an Amish marching band trapped down a well. I’ll stand by that. So when Mrs. Supermarket recorded this week’s Lifetime Theater...

Tread Titan Perilously:...

Donald P. Bellisario and Twilight end up as part of the discussion as the Attack on Trost finally ends. Marco dies and, wait — who was Marco? Eren titans up to plug the hole in Wall Maria and Titan Hunter Lestat shows very little emotion. Erik is convinced the two have a meet cute,...

Now Fear This: Pontypoo...

“It’s a faaaaaake!” Like one person laughed at that. Words are constantly on the precipice of meaning. For a word to have value, it has to be specific enough to differentiate it from all other words, yet versatile enough to come up more than once or twice in a conversation. The...

Tread Titan Perilously:...

Erik’s delight in Eren’s death is crushed as the master of shouting returns with the ability to become a Titan. Armin cries some more, but somehow saves the day. Justin’s love affair with Annie grows as he grafts the personality of director Werner Herzog onto her. John...

Yakmala: Yor, the Hunte...

“Fuuuuuuuuuck Yooooooooooou!” Yor, the Hunter from the Future has been enjoying something of a cult renaissance, which delights me, as I was fortunate enough to catch this one in its original theatrical run back during my larval state in the early ‘80s. While a lot of ‘80s cinema...